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When you're so bored you've already tried everything else and you've achieved the next level of procastination.
Person 1: you man how you doing?
Person 2: tbh i feel qpalzmwoskcneidjcnrufhvbtyg
Person 1: woah
by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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