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Quietly Laughing In My Cube.
15:50:45 @<epoch> "masturbate on every movie i see a girl with"?
15:50:53 @<epoch> transpose movie and girl?
15:51:00 @<epoch> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
15:51:06 @<irix|w> qlimc
qlimc by epoch March 31, 2005
Words you can keep
Short for quietly laughing in my cube. Origins are AIM and IRC.
Holy shit, I'm qlimc.
qlimc by irix March 31, 2005
Related Words
Determining if you are compatible with more than one person at the same time. For instance, you may be compatible with one person and you may "click" with another, but only when you all meet can you determine if you qlick.
I'm going to meet with Dave and Stacey tonight to determine if we all qlick. Then we're all going back to my place to have some real fun.
qlick by Xaxio April 15, 2008
worlds largest indoor rave. based around the hardstyle sound and taking place once per year in arnhem holland, attracting crowds in excess of 35000

fother muckers
qlimax 2010 was hard as fuck, my ears are bleeding still
qlimax by fuvver mucker May 18, 2010

Quimchee 

Author of "I love Yoo" on webtoons, also dressed up as Shrek for the 2019 Expo.
Wow did you know that Quimchee is a RN? I had no idea wowza
Quimchee by Keyboard and Mouse September 10, 2019
Something which is either repetitive or "mainstream" in a new or unexpected fashion.

In art, when a subject matter is cliché , it is sketched too often. Likewise, when an object is qliché, it is something that may be repetitive, but drawn in such a fashion that it appears to be new. It is still equally as cliché in subject matter as it was before, but the chances of people noticing at a glance are lowered dramatically.
Art Teacher: "Skulls and cross bones again? Can't you think of anything new? Now, this! This is something new!"

Student: "What are you talking about? That's completely qliché! It's just the Mona Lisa made with coffee stains!"
qliché by Queen Helvetica December 5, 2012
Oempa loempa dida di doe. Loves the color orange. Usually sleepy. When offended throws his own backpack.
Hey look at all those oempa loempas, you have to be qlinck to enjoy it.
qlinck by J3G0 December 6, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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