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A boy that cannot get it up, or one so gay, he can't even begin to try.
Jen and Bethany were very dissappointed with their qeezes.
qeeze by Moravianmover June 14, 2006
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1.) To become sick to one's stomach, usually by process of ingestion.

2.) To become sick to one's stomach due to distasteful sights, smells, etc.

3.) To knowingly and purposefully do something until sick to one's stomach.
1.) I ate so much cake, I'm startin' to queeze.

2.) Did you see that guy in the bike shorts? Queeze.

3.) Come on, let's hit some bars and get queezed out!!
Queeze by LemonLimeSkull May 11, 2009
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Usually when exercising vigorously after eating cheese, your body refuses to waste sweat and use cheese instead, as it will quench your thirst. Note that you may smell like cheesy odour, so take a shower after you queezed yourself.
Queeze leaves your body by making pours in your skin, digging holes to find it's way out, so queeze isn't a good sensation if you ask me.
I had to use queeze to lower my body temperature.
I queezed myself, as I had no water on my body.
One who's opinion, participation, or presence inhibit the enjoyment of any given situation.
We were having so much fun until that queezer showed up.
Queezer by Crackjackinabox October 6, 2011
(noun) Can mean a number of things (see other definitons), but in certain slang, it also refers to liquor.
You can drink as much queeze as you want, just don't boot all over the house.
Queeze by $.$ April 25, 2011
Michael you fucking 'queezer'
Queezer by JAS8988 November 14, 2018
A person that's repulsive and sometimes annoying.
Man you're such a queezer!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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