You’re bored. We get it. You’ve googled a bunch of the other weird keyboard combinations and have stumbled upon this one. But this is where you stop. I, probably like you, am procrastinating HARD right now. This is where we stop. Close the tab and start working. You’ll thank me later.
but you've decided to go around the edges of the keys and slowly press all the letters of the alphabet until you get to 'k.'
yOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME
Spaghetti Monster: tries using a computer for the first time. types "qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.