Person 1: I’m fucking bored from doing these online assignments.
Person 2: type qazwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Person 1: I’lldefine qazwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm
pls save me I mean it pls save me I need help I've been kidnapped (don't you dare ask why I didn't call the police or I will find your location and... you know what I mean right? yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...(: :) hehe )
im bored what should i do hmm... (qazqwertywsxasdfghedczxcvbn, qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./,qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/) i think qazqwertywsxasdfghedczxcvbn its a better idea... Ja, das sollte ich wählen
You probably are in math class and all the unblocked games are blocked. So instead, you decided to type this out of boredom and entertainment. Hope your bored. If you are, then you can hear my story!
So basically, I am in math class and all the unblocked games ARE blocked, and so I typed this out of boredom and entertainment just like you! I was really surprised that no one had actually defined this yet! So, since my boredom was still hanging out with me, I decided to define it and tell you this story! *Clap clap* Thank you for reading. I hope your boredom has died.
bob: hey im bored and i already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!
mr. nobody: have u typed qazqwertyuioppl?
bob: no, thx! my boredom has died and surrendered.
When a human has reached the final stages of boredom and have had to get really creative when trying to find something like this that hasn't been entered into the Urban Dictionary.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*