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a qalid is a man who thinks he is good at what he does but actually isnt. this person will try to make himself appear to be good at something but really be terrible at it. this man will also be clumsy and at times, funny.
person 1: did u know that he thinks hes good at stealing, he got caught by his own dad!

person 2: what a qalid. who does he think he is.
qalid by 0ants0 August 19, 2021
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Qaliztvaxderphobia

Fear of not using these unused letters q z v x
Why don't you use q in that sentence it makes me feel weird because I have Qaliztvaxderphobia
Qaliztvaxderphobia by VibezXD February 15, 2023
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qalid • qaid • qaalid • Qalient • qaliesya • Qaida • qaidar • qaiden • Qaido • Qalbidin
Qaliesya is very pure and kind person on earth. It's means that everything in her is pure her ideas, her words and her feeling to anyone. If she love someone, she will really loves the someone and never gives up the someone. She also has the highest dream, career and very loyalty. If she given any assignment, she will do it with all of her energy until it settle. She never leaves anything undo.
Alya: Who is that little girl?
Qaseh: She is the Qaliesya.
qaliesya by Arandomkiki December 4, 2020
Qalis are very funny and they have funny laughs and are very pretty and wild
"Damn qali is so funny".
qali by Lisaappiah_xoxo November 28, 2016

Air-Qaida 

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
Air-Qaida by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011
Getting quality dick instead of hooking up with a random fuckboy
It has been too damn long since I got any qualiD
QualiD by ohmyquad March 31, 2015
Beautiful, pretty. Will make someone laugh. Surely friendly, but sometimes shy in front of boys. When she laughs, everyone will join the laughter. She also very kind.Someone that befriend with qasidah is surely lucky.
"Do you know qasidah? Isn't she is your roomate? "
"Yess, OMG! I'm so glad she is my friend because she is such an AMAZING PERSON! "
qasidah by kumaaamon16 December 29, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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