A sex position involving 3 men and 1 woman, where the men are leaning towards each other, supporting each others weight at the forehead, while the woman takes it from behind from one guy while simultaneously fellating or stroking the penis of the other two men. From a distance they're forming a pyramid shape.
An idiot (hence, pyramidiot) who believes that the pyramids of Giza were built by aliens / atlanteans / mammoths / invisible pink unicorns. Usually related to those who believe that some re-carved glyphs at Abydos are in fact depictions of helicopters / UFOs / submarines / jet planes etc.
Pyramidiot: "I have inconclusive, random and completely and knowingly mis-interpreted data to suggest that the so-called Khufu's pyramid was, in fact, built by aliens with the aid of mammoths"
Person B: "You, sir, are a pyramidiot!"
1. A person who believes pyramids have special (often regenerative) properties and powers. May be obsessed with pyramids in general, or in particular with the Giza pyramids in Egypt, which they may believe were built by aliens, super-beings, the gods, etc. Probably really into Edgar Cayce.
2. A particular kind of (Western) tourist found in Egypt. They travel in large groups and can be seem performing rituals in pyramids, for which they have religious/supernatural reverence, or nearby temples. These rituals can include humming and chanting, joined palms raised, while standing on oneleg.
1. Is that book on the pyramids by a serious scholar or just another pyramidiot?
2. Man, I took some friends out to the pyramids and a circle of pyramidiot tourists scared the crap out of me with their eerie chanting. Why can't they just take photos like normal people?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!