Pyramidiot 

An idiot (hence, pyramidiot) who believes that the pyramids of Giza were built by aliens / atlanteans / mammoths / invisible pink unicorns. Usually related to those who believe that some re-carved glyphs at Abydos are in fact depictions of helicopters / UFOs / submarines / jet planes etc.

Pyramidiot: "I have inconclusive, random and completely and knowingly mis-interpreted data to suggest that the so-called Khufu's pyramid was, in fact, built by aliens with the aid of mammoths"
Person B: "You, sir, are a pyramidiot!"

Pyramidiot by Krys_1304 October 9, 2008

pyramidiot 

Someone obsessed with pyramids and offers strange interpretations of them on websites, in books and televsion programs.

Daniel Jackson was considered a pyramidiot in the archaeolgy community, though his theories were eventually proven correct.

pyramidiot by 'dris May 11, 2006

pyramidiot 

1. A person who believes pyramids have special (often regenerative) properties and powers. May be obsessed with pyramids in general, or in particular with the Giza pyramids in Egypt, which they may believe were built by aliens, super-beings, the gods, etc. Probably really into Edgar Cayce.

2. A particular kind of (Western) tourist found in Egypt. They travel in large groups and can be seem performing rituals in pyramids, for which they have religious/supernatural reverence, or nearby temples. These rituals can include humming and chanting, joined palms raised, while standing on one leg.

1. Is that book on the pyramids by a serious scholar or just another pyramidiot?

2. Man, I took some friends out to the pyramids and a circle of pyramidiot tourists scared the crap out of me with their eerie chanting. Why can't they just take photos like normal people?

pyramidiot by idego January 11, 2011

pyramiding 

A sex position involving 3 men and 1 woman, where the men are leaning towards each other, supporting each others weight at the forehead, while the woman takes it from behind from one guy while simultaneously fellating or stroking the penis of the other two men. From a distance they're forming a pyramid shape.

Hey guys, my forehead hurts from when we were pyramiding Janet last night.

pyramiding by Sirsexalot October 17, 2013

pyramidian 

Being able to make pyramids out of anything

The Egyptians are pyramidians

pyramidian by Paintballstaffonly September 12, 2020

Pyramidical 

Not a complete Pyramid

“What is that, its not a Pyramid”
“Its pyramidical”

Pyramidical by Dogeo lover August 4, 2018

pyramidst

What you'll be if you hang out on da Giza plateau.

Archaeologists exploring in Egypt are often pyramidst tall slant-sided structures when performing their research.

pyramidst by QuacksO January 30, 2025