n.
The word pretty mean something very beautiful.
The word purty is something more pretty than pretty.
The word purtyful is something even more purty than purty and is used with more emotion; usually used in cute sentences to express great cuteness on something, for example used to express cuddly animals, stuffed animals, poems, drawings and things as such.
Sara spots a white bunny hoping around.
Sara: "OH EM GEE!!! It's so purtyful!!!!"
The bunny twitches its nose.
Me: "Yay! Must poke the purtyfulness! PURTY!!!!"
When ur bored in class and have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but you need more because you are not satisfied. You then type out the keyboard swaping the first and last letters of each row out of boredom when you should be working on your school work, when ur mom asks you about your grades, tell her the truth.
In social studies, the teacher talking non-stop about useless shit that happened a long ass time ago. Dominick got bored and decided to search pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz instead of listening to the teacher.
the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:
10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"
danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."
When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"
You look so purty.
She was a reallooker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.