pwurty 

a stupid way to spell pretty

dat lass is well pwurty 4 sure

pwurty by gerald awesome yo August 13, 2006

purty 

Slang for pretty, often used affectionately

You're purty

or

It's so purty!

purty by Dr_Zaius January 25, 2005

purtyful 

n.
The word pretty mean something very beautiful.
The word purty is something more pretty than pretty.
The word purtyful is something even more purty than purty and is used with more emotion; usually used in cute sentences to express great cuteness on something, for example used to express cuddly animals, stuffed animals, poems, drawings and things as such.

Sara spots a white bunny hoping around.
Sara: "OH EM GEE!!! It's so purtyful!!!!"
The bunny twitches its nose.
Me: "Yay! Must poke the purtyfulness! PURTY!!!!"

purtyful by +Little Miss Me!+ July 20, 2006

Pwerty

Stupid fucking piece of shit useless dumb fuck.

The plant is so pwerty.

Pwerty by FlamingDino October 1, 2020

pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz 

When ur bored in class and have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but you need more because you are not satisfied. You then type out the keyboard swaping the first and last letters of each row out of boredom when you should be working on your school work, when ur mom asks you about your grades, tell her the truth.

In social studies, the teacher talking non-stop about useless shit that happened a long ass time ago. Dominick got bored and decided to search pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz instead of listening to the teacher.

pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz by tecopux December 23, 2021

purty scale 

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

purty scale by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

Purty Sanchez 

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.

She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!

Purty Sanchez by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021