pwenk

To urinate. Slang. Rarely used. Unless you know its definition, so you might as well use it more often instead to make you sound cool.

I'm off to pwenk. brb.

by bloodyqueen November 23, 2011

Peenk

The best and friendliest youtuber ever

Peenk is the most friendliest and hottest youtuber!

by Dr. Peenkfan April 28, 2021

Pwank

This definition is the true definition and the others are misinformed.

Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.

To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.

The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.

John was in the bathroom pwanking for so long that I had to slash in the garden.

I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.

Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate

by Stants June 2, 2010

plenk

The practice of placing an improper blank placed before a punctuation character.

People who plenk are dumb !

by skinjob December 27, 2007

plenking

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.

This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?

by Zeis September 4, 2012

Pwanki

A derogoratory phrase to describe an asian based individual who also happens to be a wanker.

'That fucking filthy Pwanki bumped into me and didn't even apologise'

by Clinterous May 24, 2007

pwnkin

A portmanteau of pwn and blumpkin that refers to the act of receiving oral sex while playing an online video game.

Teammate: "Damn it Liquid! You went 0 and 6 in that round. What the hell happened?"

LiQuiDs__SpAwN: "Sorry guys, my girlfriend was giving me a pwnkin and I couldn't concentrate."

by LiQuiDs__SpAwN July 9, 2009