pwnkin 

A portmanteau of pwn and blumpkin that refers to the act of receiving oral sex while playing an online video game.

Teammate: "Damn it Liquid! You went 0 and 6 in that round. What the hell happened?"

LiQuiDs__SpAwN: "Sorry guys, my girlfriend was giving me a pwnkin and I couldn't concentrate."

pwnkin by LiQuiDs__SpAwN July 9, 2009

Punkin 

A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.

She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.

Punkin by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

splashin' punkins by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

punkin seeds 

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!

I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!

punkin seeds by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011

PUNKINN! 

MEME Where group gets asked their favorite vegetable and one guy responds with simply
PUNKINN!! Meaning to say pumpkin.

You: SWEET POTATOE!
Someone else: CAULIFLOWER!
Me: PUNKINN!

PUNKINN! by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

Punkin 

Punkin - traditional Queenslander dish first invented by little Cambodian, often eaten with roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles on top,
First the punkin is thrown in the oven, then removed from said oven and pan fried, but hang on to your schlong cause it’s going back in the oven, garnish with ya roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles and indulge in some punkin

Cooked some punkin last night, fuck it was that good when the missus woke up at 4.30 I rolled over and said how good was that punkin, fuck I love some punkin - baby cam

Punkin by AlphaBlokeNotFromAlpha May 29, 2023