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putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.
Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.
by CafeFiend March 15, 2025
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Putinstan

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.
Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."
by O. W. Tongueincheek August 8, 2021
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Putinesque

Resembling an action or statement made by Vladimir Putin.
Putin’s Bitch, being positively Putinesque, publicly humiliates each adversary the same day they move against him, to attempt to prevent their truths from gaining traction, just like any mafia don or fascist dictator who believes he’s untouchable.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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putinstat

You hear about that new putinstat.
by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017
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putinesque

In the style of; resembling the actions of Vladimir Putin.
Friend 1: Did you take money from the homeless guy?

Friend 2: Yeah, so?
Friend 1: That's very Putinesque, dude!
by Bannerism February 10, 2015
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putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist
Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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putinsanity

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.
"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder February 24, 2022
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