pussy pelt 

1.Another name for a pubic hair 2. Referring to the thick luxurious bush real woman of a real woman which resembles a animal pelt.

Girl-Are you trying to finger me

Guy-no I can get over how great your pussy pelt is
Girl-really wish you would finger me and not stroke my bush

pussy pelt by Sophieandzander April 18, 2021

pussypeter

An inverted penis and tiny ball sack resembling female genitalia.

Tom only screws the ladies in the dark with a strap on. Even though he has a pussypeter he keeps it real.

pussypeter by Teepeetree November 10, 2017

The Pussypult 

When you load yourself onto a catapult, assume the 'Pike' dive position and fly into a women's vaginal canal. For optimal pleasure, the catapultee must have reached terminal velocity before entrance of the vagina.

"Ok, Truth! What's your favourite sex position?"
"The Pussypult! That's an easy one!"
"Isn't that physically impossible? And even if it wasn't, it'd be both expensive and fatal for both you and your partner?"
"Nah."

The Pussypult by A Pissed-off Racoon June 7, 2017

pussypetter 

an old woman, you typically see in the grocery store disheveled with her hair in a ponytail buying cat food. she then goes home and pets her 100 pussy cats.

look at that crazy old lady. she looks like a pussypetter.

pussypetter by pussypetter March 27, 2010

Pussypetter 

Pussypetter is a person that coddle’s every female they see especially women with no common sense or human decency

Ugh, that guy is such a pussypetter

Pussypetter by ann mari May 27, 2020