pussy on your sideburns 

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

pussy on your sideburns by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

Put this pussy on your sideburns by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009

pussy on your sideburn 

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?

nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

pussy on your sideburn by elderly currency April 16, 2010