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Captain Hook pussy fart 

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

Pussy Hooks

1. When the pussy is so good that a man behaves the way that she wants him too.

2. Comparing a woman to a Cenobite from 'Hellraiser.'

Synonym for 'pussy-whipped.'
Can John come out tonight?

Nah, you know that Jane has her 'pussy hooks' in him
Pussy Hooks by Nathan 3 April 13, 2017

Pussy hookup

Someone who has the intention when they go into a bar or club to meet a girl to have sex, or hook a friend up to get them laid.
1) I am planning on going out tonight to get myself a pussy hookup

2) Hey man just let me get you a pussy hookup to make you feel better.
Pussy hookup by WCSII July 19, 2010

Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with
damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha

Hookah-Pussy 

One who pusses out on sharing the hits of hookah.
Man, Katy is being a total Hookah-Pussy
Hookah-Pussy by Matt Neighbors August 25, 2006

Pussychook 

1) (n)An insult to describe someone who is nervous, afraid of social contact with people, a recluse.

2)(n)Scared of doing something that your friends tell you to do but you chicken out. Combines both 'chicken!' and 'pussy!'

3)(v) To scour an area, a place for hot ladies.
"Let's go snowboarding on the advanced course!"
"No way!!!" " Haha, you're a Pussychook!"

"You should ask her out." "Yes....but not now!"
"You're a Pussychook!"

"Do you want to go pussychooking at Club 69?"
"Yeah let's check it!"
Pussychook by Dogbreath October 11, 2006