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Funk puss 

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!
Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.
Funk puss by Nowoofinhea October 8, 2009

Funky Pussy 

Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.
(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy

(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.
Funky Pussy by Pcisbs December 19, 2008

pussyfuck 

having sexual intercourse through the female vagina
i just pussyfucked in 20 different positions
pussyfuck by antoinew July 9, 2006

hardcore pussyfuck 

Basically a word for slamming your penis into a woman's vagina with great force.
"That was a real hardcore pussyfuck, mate."

pussyfucker 

Someone who fucks a pussy, a.k.a sex.
1. What a pussyfucker.
2. Don't talk to that guy. He is a total pussyfucker.
pussyfucker by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

pussyfucker 

someone that gets your bitches pussy so wet that its over your dick.
"yo man i just fuck yo bitch, i got her so wet last night that her pussy is over your tic tac dick that she called me a pussyfucker."
pussyfucker by Schutzy17 June 10, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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