A pussy that is covered with cobwebs and dust because it sits dormant, usually on hella fugly bitches, or on fat wilderbeasts that have 8 or 9 fat rolls from their gut hanging over their pussy and have no chance of ever seeing daylight, or a dick.
That chick Megan is one fugly bitch. She's fat and ugly, and has one of the biggest fupas I have ever seen. Her stomach is tucked into her pants, her ass is 3 area codes over, and there's no way in hell she doesn't have a nasty dusty pussy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.