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pussy cracken 

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!
pussy cracken by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018
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Pussy Cracker 

The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.
Sheila was hungry so Joe gave her a pussy cracker to eat.
Pussy Cracker by Niknicole December 4, 2015

pussy ass cracker 

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.
Man fuck you Courtney you pussy ass cracker.
pussy ass cracker by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

Graham Cracker Pussy 

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy
Graham Cracker Pussy by Iillaann January 16, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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