A self-proclaimed connoisseur of how a woman tastes during oral sex. Much like a sommelier can detect subtle notes in wine, a pussmelier claims to discern the flavor profile of a vagina—citing diet, hydration, health, and even stress levels as influencing factors.
Often speaks with absurd confidence, poetic vocabulary, and unnecessary detail. May describe "earthy undertones," "bright acidity," or "a smooth, balanced finish" with a straight face.
Often speaks with absurd confidence, poetic vocabulary, and unnecessary detail. May describe "earthy undertones," "bright acidity," or "a smooth, balanced finish" with a straight face.
Mark: “I went down on her and I could tell she drinks way more then she claims, lol and she like to eat pineapple.”
Tony: “Bro, you’re a full-blown pussmelier.”
Tony: “Bro, you’re a full-blown pussmelier.”
by theoriginalpussmelier June 25, 2025
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