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puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.
If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?
by Adwo February 4, 2004
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monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.
see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?
by seanbo May 28, 2008
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pissmonkey

a word generally used to insult another human being.
Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.
by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007
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pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.
Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.
by Kluster February 8, 2007
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pissmonkey

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"
by Dave January 16, 2004
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Pusmonkey

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.
Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.
by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010
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Pussonkey

When you creampie a girl that is dressed as a donkey.
"I got drunk and pussonkey my girl"
by Gooning Master March 12, 2024
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