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When you and a few other people decide to steal a neighbor's garden gnomes.
Person 1: Hey man, want to go puryeting?
Person 2: Yeah sure I've got free time.
Person 1: Im also taking "Person 3" and "Person 4"
Person 2: Sounds good.
puryeting by rosheedmaster1 July 8, 2019
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Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.
“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”
Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019

Puppeting 

During group sex, inserting one or more fingers into the anus and/or genitals of 2 people at the same time. This act can be performed on 2 women, a woman and man, or 2 men. the person inserting his/her fingers is the 'puppet master', and the 2 receiving persons are the 'puppets'. can be used as a verb.
I had them on all fours and was puppeting them until they came.

parketing 

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.
John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.
parketing by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Puppeting 

The act of inserting ones whole hand itno anothers anus like a puppet
Mikey puppeted me last night, hes so kinky

Me and Mary did puppeting last night, she really like when i "take control "
Puppeting by Masterjasta April 19, 2020
A meeting before a meeting in order to discussing the upcoming meeting.
Man, another preeting? My schedule's stuffed with YAM (Yet Another Meeting)!
Preeting by ProfV February 12, 2021

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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