purrla 

(1) Noun - A delicious sex act of purring and twitching like a spastic cat, whilst eating an asshole. Role play-on-words as a disruptive cat, digging in a garbage can for pearls.

(2) Verb, purrlayin' - giving someone a purrla in the hopes you will get many more sexual favors in return. Similar to a parlay.

(1) Dude, I gave Rich the purrla of his LIFE last night. That fat ass was twitching and spasming more than I was!

(2) Yeah, I was purrlayin' it hard. That was me, not a wailing, dying cat. But the dickhead just left, didn't even give me a reach around in return! Really busted that one.

purrla by beeuhnay May 17, 2016

purrasite 

The kind of cat that is extremely clingy, always seeking out his/her favorite warm, human host body for cuddling and ridiculously close snuggling to the point of looking attached to said person. This demonstrated behavior and total disregard for personal space is typically accompanied by loud purring, uncomfortable kneading, and possible scratching if the host body dares to desire to move independently.

Chloe: Love the fur boa, girlfriend! Hey, do you hear a lawnmower?

Sonya: Thanks, but it's not a fur boa and that's not a lawnmower either! It's Mittens! She's a real purrasite and damn, she never wants to let go!

purrasite by Furson January 28, 2011

purraped 

When a cat comes, sits between you and your monitor, and purrs so much that you feel powerless to remove it.

Oh my flying spaghetti monster, my cat just purraped me.

purraped by authentic at freenode December 9, 2008

Purrgasm

The act of stroking a cat repeatedly (or petting and the like) until it purrs loudly.

My cat can't stop after it starts its Purrgasm.

Purrgasm by Fhat Whe Tuck January 20, 2009

purplality 

The level of how purple an item/person/etc ranks up in comparisson to others on the scale.

On the purplality scale, purple haze knocks in at a Grimace.

purplality by Cereal Killer February 24, 2005

PurrAnna 

Once the self proclaimed "Queen of the scoped AR" they have now turned to boomer Fortnite in hopes that if "kids can't build I will aim better."

A PurrAnna cam be found in boomer Fortnite lobbies using a tank 90% of the time.

PurrAnna by ImFewwture April 12, 2022

purralysis 

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

purralysis by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013