purpostus

When you don't want your friend to find out that you hate when they complain, so you use this word.

kid 1: You are being purpostus
kid 2: what?!
kid 1: Nevermind 🙄

by 😇haloboy777😇 September 14, 2020

For research purposes

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

by Sanguivorant March 30, 2015

for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.

Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

by Funghuy June 18, 2018

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 November 6, 2015

for academic purposes

This is what people refer to when using the acronym FAP (or fap). Used in place of its acronym when attempting to confuse others in the conversation, even if the intent is obvious.

BRB, I need to go to the bathroom for academic purposes.

by TheRealCthulhu June 23, 2016

For all intensive purposes

Nonsense, it means nothing. Its what people say when they really mean to say "for all intents and purposes".

1. For all intents and purposes = Correct

2. To all intents and purposes = Correct

3. For all intensive purposes = WRONG! You should have paid attention in English class!

by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005

for tax purposes

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.

Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.

by alibabashek April 16, 2019