After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
by John September 20, 2003
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When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007
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by Jeff February 25, 2004
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Get the purple-headed yogurt slinger mug.After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by MayFucker March 26, 2019
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erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
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