Skip to main content

purple helmeted warrior of love

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

Purple helmented warrior of love

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!