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purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.
Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!
purple gurp by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.
At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding
Purple Gurple by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children
oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!
Purple Gurple by elektro March 6, 2004

purpleurp 

funky ass weed that GETS YOU HIGH NIGGA
I thought that I forgot to read when I riped that purpleurp.
purpleurp by Mike Gonzalez September 22, 2007

purplenurple85 

"Bro stop sucking me like, your legit like purplenurple85"

purplenurple

the mark left after a pinch
purplenurple by nester November 13, 2003

Purplehurplesifilaids

when you gots alls thes diseases
i gots that purplehurplesifilaids
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