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purrvert 

A cat that enjoys watching people have sex.
My cat's a total purrvert. Every time I give my girl a hot carl she's right there watching.
purrvert by getac2 September 18, 2012
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purrvert 

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of looking or playing with cats.
"I saw a guy in Petsmart looking at the kittens with a creepy smile on his face. He's such a purrvert."
purrvert by Allyn Maricelli December 15, 2007

Purrvert 

A cat who likes to hump things such as a favorite toy, blankets, other animals or even people. Usually male cats more commonly have this trait. Sometimes the cats make loud sounds that are thought to be mating calls which typically happen at night or when the stimuli is around. The aroused cat will sometimes display an erect penis. These cats are also known as feline sex addicts, which could actually be from a psychological problem such as trauma or abandonment. Also, the behavior could simply mean the cat is showing dominance. Lastly, your cat may still have sex hormones present in his body after surgery. The hormones that govern sexual behavior in your cat aren't completely gone the moment that he is neutered.
Fred: I keep getting woken up in the middle of the night to my cat screaming and humping his favorite tiger toy. Is something wrong with him?

Jill: If he still has his balls, he wants to go out and mate. If he's been neutered for a few years, you're cat is probably just a typical purrvert.
Purrvert by Nipaholic January 30, 2018

Purevert 

A person with perverted thoughts for people they like in a pure, loving way.
She's so lovable and cute, but I'm also sexually attracted to her, so I guess that'd make me a purevert.
Purevert by m'pseudonym June 20, 2018

Purrvert 

Someone who is very attracted to cats or to anything that is even remotely related to the feline family.
It’s no surprise that Sally’s friends call her a purrvert, because she likes splurging on Hello Kitty and Garfield collectibles even when she’s overseas.
Purrvert by Numerati July 11, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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