purrvert 

A cat that enjoys watching people have sex.

My cat's a total purrvert. Every time I give my girl a hot carl she's right there watching.

purrvert by getac2 September 18, 2012

purrvert 

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of looking or playing with cats.

"I saw a guy in Petsmart looking at the kittens with a creepy smile on his face. He's such a purrvert."

purrvert by Allyn Maricelli December 15, 2007

Purrvert 

A cat who likes to hump things such as a favorite toy, blankets, other animals or even people. Usually male cats more commonly have this trait. Sometimes the cats make loud sounds that are thought to be mating calls which typically happen at night or when the stimuli is around. The aroused cat will sometimes display an erect penis. These cats are also known as feline sex addicts, which could actually be from a psychological problem such as trauma or abandonment. Also, the behavior could simply mean the cat is showing dominance. Lastly, your cat may still have sex hormones present in his body after surgery. The hormones that govern sexual behavior in your cat aren't completely gone the moment that he is neutered.

Fred: I keep getting woken up in the middle of the night to my cat screaming and humping his favorite tiger toy. Is something wrong with him?

Jill: If he still has his balls, he wants to go out and mate. If he's been neutered for a few years, you're cat is probably just a typical purrvert.

Purrvert by Nipaholic January 30, 2018

Purrvert 

Someone who is very attracted to cats or to anything that is even remotely related to the feline family.

It’s no surprise that Sally’s friends call her a purrvert, because she likes splurging on Hello Kitty and Garfield collectibles even when she’s overseas.

Purrvert by Numerati July 11, 2024

Purrversion 

When a cat compulsively watches people have sex or masturbate.

My cat is a purrvert, when ever I get it on he just starts watching, all wide-eyed and purring... straight up purrversion

Purrversion by Klox March 26, 2017

Purevert 

A person with perverted thoughts for people they like in a pure, loving way.

She's so lovable and cute, but I'm also sexually attracted to her, so I guess that'd make me a purevert.

Purevert by m'pseudonym June 20, 2018

purdvert 

Fervent fans of San Francisco 49ers Quarterback, Brock Purdy.

I’m such a purdvert I maxed out my credit card on tickets for the niners game.

purdvert by Jefe Garcia December 25, 2023