puppycuck

When you spread peanut butter on your girls genitals then let your puppy lick it off.

While you jerk off in the corner and watch.

Bill got a new puppy for his girl I think he's a Puppycuck.

by jabel burns May 11, 2016

poppycocking

attending to or performing useless tasks while avoiding more important ones. this can be done physically, verbally and mentally and also can be intentional or inadvertant.

similar to bullshitting

the job did not get done because Mario was poppycocking around the plant.

by 7abyrinth November 25, 2007

prince poppycock

Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy. His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the barocque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy. Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations , this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !

Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the baroque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy.Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations, this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !

by Babettelynne June 10, 2012

Prince Poppycock

One of the top contenders on the No. 1 show America's Got Talent, a brilliant singer, songwriter, actor, and fabulous entertainer! In addition, Prince Poppycock is very gracious, kind and caring and puts on an amazing show.

Check out Prince Poppycock videos, music, photos, multi-talented

by BayleaM June 7, 2012

puppycup

Extreme cuteness obtained by placing a small puppy inside a cuppy (in a non painful and distressing mannor).

Anysized puppy or dog will do. Insert into cup or and take photo for longer enjoyment as cup imprisonment is not condoned.

*Dog inside cup*

PERSON #1: "ZOMG! It's puppy cup!"
PERSON #2: Here look at this pic I took, puppycup lives forever now!

by Randomposter #513 July 19, 2009

Poppycock

1. Nonsense
2. Soft excrement

"James, that's a load of poppycock!"

by Otaku February 6, 2003

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004