A common affliction where one constantly fails to put things back where they found them. There is no known cure and patients often develop symptoms as early as 4 years old. Treatment includes sarcasm, heavy sighs, dirty looks and singing the actual name of the disease in front of the patient.
Oh yea, sorry about the mess, my wife has a bad case of Putbackitis. Its no wonder why she can never find anything!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"