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Puny
Puny by Cayla del rossa June 24, 2016
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Punya • puny • Punyaa • Punyae • punyeta • Punyonyon • Puny-but-funy • puny dick • Puny Earthling • Puny Homo
Puny Earthling
A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.
Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.
True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.
Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.
Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*
Plutian: Prepare for your demise.
Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.
Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*
True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.
Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.
Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*
Plutian: Prepare for your demise.
Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.
Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*
Puny Earthling by IZzxo March 27, 2009
puny dick
Your best friend who happens to be bigger than you that you know can't possible hope to even have a mediocre cock that couldn't touch the bottom of a tuna can erect.
puny dick by Cleverbob99 August 25, 2016
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