punch ass 

after the use of the term kick ass died out, this really hott chick who will remain nameless invented this SICK word, even though it is slightly harder to punch someones ass than kick it.

Dude1:OMGZORS DUDE SHIT!!!111one I WON THE FUCKIN LOTTO
Dude2:HOLY FUCKTARD THATS FUCKING PUNCH ASS!!!!!1shift+one

punch ass by Vinny D. August 16, 2004

ass punch 

The only acceptable way to hit a girl. A closed fist to the ass of varying degree. Appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. Bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. They can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.

My girlfriend told me I wasn't funny so I had to ass punch her.

I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.

ass punch by Right n' History January 22, 2011

ass punch 

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.

SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!

ass punch by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003

mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

mantis ass punch by Joe Mantis February 25, 2008

ass punch 

The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.

I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.

ass punch by monkeybutt July 23, 2003

ass punch 

The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.

Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.

ass punch by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005

ass punch 

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

ass punch by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003