pumch 

To give opponent insane power. One might be trying to say punch over text, but when they make a typo it will come out as pumch. So really they have given you power and you will no longer be getting punched

Irritating kid: "totally gonna pumch you at school tomorrow"

Victim: "pumch?"
irritating kid: "you know what I meant"

Victim: *shows urban dictionary pumch definition*

Irritating kid: "shit"

pumch by Anon4lyfe October 13, 2015

OVERWIT Punch 

OVERWIT Punch is a tasty party punch that you can't tell it has liquor in it. OVERWIT punch will have you thinking it's just juice but when it kicks in, you realize that it's more than juice in the punch. The key is to mix the liquor perfect with the juices, so that the juice is all you taste.

At first I was like who made this weak OVERWIT punch, 5 cups later I was in the bathroom passed out.

The OVERWIT punch had everybody at the party going crazy last night.

I turned into a straight savage after drinking that OVERWIT punch at the beach party.

OVERWIT Punch by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

Jut Punch

When someone gives a handjob on someone else's behalf.

Did Alex just give you a handjob?
Yeah, Ron owed me one, Alex asked to cash in the jut punch.

Jut Punch by NickFirato April 4, 2015

Foot Punch 

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.

If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.

Foot Punch by dip June 13, 2016

Stupidman Punch

Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.

Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!

Stupidman Punch by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017

punch your lights out 

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

punch your lights out by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Hole Punch 

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020