Puche

The common annoying itch, caused by a large amount of pubic hair.

Guy1: "Shit! I always have puches!"

Guy2: "Dude, just shave your massive bush."

Guy1: "But it's holy to me! I'll just keep living with these puches."

by master of pubic hair August 14, 2011

Puche

The name of a guy who buys expired chocolate bars and candy from Dollarama.

See that bald guy buying old expired candy.... that’s Puche.

by Gabriel Batistuta January 26, 2019

Puche

The common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.

Dave:"Dude, I have like 20 puches a minute! WTF!?"

Bob:"Ugh just save your massive bush bro."

Dave:"Its holy to me! Never! PUches for life!"

by A master at pubic relations August 17, 2011

puch

Puch: Great, strong, fast, the ultimate. Anything positive.

Originates from Puch, Austrian vehicle manufacturer (from Puch Maxi mopeds to 4x4 Haflingers).
Aka Steyr-Daimler-Puch.

Puch, pucher, puched, puching. That car is puch. That Mr T guy is quite puch. That is the puchest thing i've ever seen.
Did you see Knightrider earlier? KITT was puching in a stock-car race.

by Gompo August 4, 2005

puch

short for putrid. a disgrossting occurence.

Pronounced P-Yooch

ugh that tattoo on her penis was just puch

friend: you want to eat carrots?
I: puch

by kovstar February 24, 2007

Puching

A gross, sexual term usually used by the Hispanic community (esp. Mexicans).

Claire and Enrique were up puching the whole night.

by Shoemaker22 July 23, 2009

Puch

A puch is a puch, you puch.
The beginnings of this word came from Chunk, but he is a puch so it was spread by greater beings(aka Ween, Sporky, Ghood).

Any and all forms are valid: Puches, Pucher, Pucherific, puched, and anything else you can think of.

A. Plod is a puch.
B. Suck a puch, you puch.
C. WHAT THE PUCH.
D. You PUCH.
E. cracky is a puch.

by BichWine April 27, 2004