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Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

don't be pulling that shit 

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass
A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

Pulling Apex Shit

Doing something so crazy that seems impossible that it works magnificently.
I got a new Helo on Battle Field.

Cool
Im gonna be Pulling Apex Shit.

Pulling a Shitler

Waiting till your significant other is in the shower then going shit and piss in the toilet without flushing, also turn off the lights and fan as you leave
Pulling a Shitler on my wife cost me the house, 3 kids and the dog....it was totally worth it.
Pulling a Shitler by Lejes August 4, 2022

Pulling a ShitFuck 

“Pulling a ShitFuck” is another term for leading someone to suicide, coined after the discord user ShitFuck led someone to suicide.
Alex: yo man, what do you think of Jen?

Jonah: I think I’m pulling a ShitFuck on her.
Pulling a ShitFuck by Fjfjfbffb February 20, 2023