Lejes's definitions

Pulling a Shitler

Waiting till your significant other is in the shower then going shit and piss in the toilet without flushing, also turn off the lights and fan as you leave

Pulling a Shitler on my wife cost me the house, 3 kids and the dog....it was totally worth it.

by Lejes August 4, 2022

703 Easy Street

A mind shattering song used to subdue those who oppose you into helpless slaves.

My wife wouldn't swallow after giving me head so I locked her in a room and played "703 Easy Street" for a week and now she's my cum guzzling minion.

by Lejes November 7, 2016

Cuck-a-doodle-do

A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.

1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.

2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!

by Lejes October 22, 2019