pull the pork

see masturbate

Brb, I'm gonna go pull the pork

by Errrggghhh September 14, 2013

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018

pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

pulled pork

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.

Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"

by Max Dickin April 17, 2008

Pulled Pork

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite

"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023