Pull a jon 

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

Pull a jon by cee___jay October 20, 2016

pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

pull a jon klaasen by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

pull a jon lebowitz 

in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"

boy: yo when that chicks a freshman, im totally gonna pull a jon lebowitz.

pull a jon lebowitz by urbandictiofreak March 8, 2009

to pull a Jon 

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

to pull a Jon by Chris April 19, 2005

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.

"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"

Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

pull a jonagh

When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.

Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.

pull a jonagh by crusty1207 April 10, 2010

pull a jones 

to do something of questionable legality in front of a disapproving friend.

Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?

pull a jones by Hypetrack April 19, 2008