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exaggerated form of "please"
usually used to disagree with a statement
A: "You're so irresistible."

B: "Oh pulease."
pulease by bepride May 30, 2011

Purplesec 

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating
Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.
Purplesec by karentookmykids July 17, 2020
It adds attitude and sass to the word please.
"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."
Phlease by m1nty_c April 9, 2015

purlease 

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!
spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then
purlease by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

Puhleese 

adj : just the elongated with effect version of please
Puhleese, stop harassing me!
Puhleese by aashni July 27, 2005

Nigga, puhLEASE! 

what uu say when a fellow nigga says something so absurd you cant help but let out these words and uu NEVER wanna hear it again
juan: I thought uu liked maya doe..
nigga1:nigga, puhLEASE! i just wanted to smash!
Nigga, puhLEASE! by dagoatedniga March 21, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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