puhplease 

Please, but a kind of "puh puh, puhlease" instead of the average "please"

Marmite and butter? Oh puhplease!!!

puhplease by System Shutdown November 21, 2005

pulease

exaggerated form of "please"
usually used to disagree with a statement

A: "You're so irresistible."

B: "Oh pulease."

pulease by bepride May 30, 2011

Purplesec 

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating

Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.

Purplesec by karentookmykids July 17, 2020

Phlease 

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.

"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."

Phlease by m1nty_c April 9, 2015

purlease 

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!

spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then

purlease by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

Puhleese 

adj : just the elongated with effect version of please

Puhleese, stop harassing me!

Puhleese by aashni July 27, 2005

Nigga, puhLEASE! 

what uu say when a fellow nigga says something so absurd you cant help but let out these words and uu NEVER wanna hear it again

juan: I thought uu liked maya doe..
nigga1:nigga, puhLEASE! i just wanted to smash!

Nigga, puhLEASE! by dagoatedniga March 21, 2024