purlease

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!

spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then

purlease by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

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Purlease

This is the way a British person says please as confirmed by an actual British person. Coincidentally, it is things like this that cause the world not to take Britain seriously at all.

He thinks I'm dumb? Purlease

Purlease by Mosamaha February 11, 2022

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pur-lease • pulease • Nigga, puhLEASE!

pulease

exaggerated form of "please"
usually used to disagree with a statement

A: "You're so irresistible."

B: "Oh pulease."

pulease by bepride May 30, 2011

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pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

pur-lease by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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Nigga, puhLEASE!

what uu say when a fellow nigga says something so absurd you cant help but let out these words and uu NEVER wanna hear it again

juan: I thought uu liked maya doe..
nigga1:nigga, puhLEASE! i just wanted to smash!

Nigga, puhLEASE! by dagoatedniga March 21, 2024

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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