purlease

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!

spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then

by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

Purlease

This is the way a British person says please as confirmed by an actual British person. Coincidentally, it is things like this that cause the world not to take Britain seriously at all.

He thinks I'm dumb? Purlease

by Mosamaha February 11, 2022