purlease 

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!

spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then

purlease by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

Purlease 

This is the way a British person says please as confirmed by an actual British person. Coincidentally, it is things like this that cause the world not to take Britain seriously at all.

He thinks I'm dumb? Purlease

Purlease by Mosamaha February 11, 2022

pulease

exaggerated form of "please"
usually used to disagree with a statement

A: "You're so irresistible."

B: "Oh pulease."

pulease by bepride May 30, 2011

pur-lease 

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

pur-lease by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Nigga, puhLEASE! 

what uu say when a fellow nigga says something so absurd you cant help but let out these words and uu NEVER wanna hear it again

juan: I thought uu liked maya doe..
nigga1:nigga, puhLEASE! i just wanted to smash!

Nigga, puhLEASE! by dagoatedniga March 21, 2024