A spiteful god who has come down to our world in the form of a plushie pikachu and harnessed the power of Tumblr in order to twist our feeble mortal minds into submission with his words of wisdom.
Pukicho: The year is 9 and some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal Guy: ......... I beg your pardon Pukicho: B E G
When panties are dropped swiftly and the oncoming opponent is immobilized and pushed against the wall engulfed in a dense forest of pubic fur.
“Cathy was changing in her boudoir when Dave entered unexpectedly. As Cathy pulled down her underwear, she pointed her mons pubis at Dave, unleashing a pubic push of great magnitude. This swiftly immobilized and engulfed Dave in a dense pubic forest.”
“Duck your head, Joey, she’s going for the pubic push!”
The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!