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puffy pussy 

How your partner's pussy feels when you have sex after she masturbates with a vibrator. After she cums, her pussy is engorged with blood and as such, is swollen and "puffy", and most importantly feels extraordinarily good. The woman also experiences heightened sensitivity while being fucked.....
It's like getting sloppy seconds, minus the extraneous man juice...........highly recommended! Puffy pussy is great for those occasions when you don't have three or more in the bedroom. ;-)
puffy pussy by Scottie & Renae September 18, 2008
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Puffy puffy pussy fart 

When a vagina is gaping, dirty, and vile cesspool emits a loud, wet, flatulence that smells like a corpse that has been rotting in the dessert heat and is being used as a litter box for 10,000 cats, tends to always leave a nasty brown permanent stain.
I am such a nasty fucking skank, I keep having wet, hot, chunky, explosive puffy puffy pussy farts that are making everyone vomit, got me banned from Uber and Lyft, and killed a baby and my grandmother. I should probably clean my nasty steak umm puffy puffy pussy before I have anymore puffy puffy pussy farts that squirt out brown chunky goo, that kind of looks like applesauce, but I tasted it, and...it's not applesauce.

Puffy Peanut Pussy

Puffy Peanut Pussy or "Triple P" for short is the act of placing peanut butter under the tounge of an individual. And then proceding to eat a woman out who has a severe peanut allergy. Thus creating an enflamed and potentially life threatening allergic reaction, that makes Sex much more pleasureable for the male involved in the act.

This origional definition and abreviation is developed by Trevor and David, and named by Adiel.
As a result of the Puffy Peanut Pussy Leah was rushed to the hospital, but unfortunarely It was too late. Now the world will not have to put up with anymore of her ungratitude.

puff pussy 

The inflammation of a vagina when you pound that pussy.
Bro i pounded that pussy so hard she got puff pussy
puff pussy by Realmandem January 13, 2018

Power puff pussy

Your pussy smells like baby powder dick sweat and ass you also have and extreamly hairy cunt also a word i came up with lol (its a roast)
Power puff pussy by Og savage January 30, 2017

puffy puppy puss 

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.

Pussy Puff 

Usually following, "Oo, gurl..." a pussy puff initiates an instant subjection to being fabulous with an ounce of sass. To pussy puff, a graduated Diva must raise their nails within blowing (puffing) reach, and huff. The notion that one is drying their nails with a pussy puff instantly announces sass, independence, and glamour.

Please note that pussy puffs can be done individually, but are best when done simultaneously with other divas.
Friend: "I got my weave done for $3 yesterday."
You: "Oh, gurl! Le cheveaux-faux! (Pussy Puff)"
Pussy Puff by dirtybikebitch March 4, 2009
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