puffins

After the nationwide success of "Girls Next Door," puffins is no longer mostly known as the magnificent sea bird, but rather the pet name for Hugh Hefner used by the girlfriends of Hefner on "Girls Next Door." term used out of true love.

"awww puffins, come here baby"

"puffins, let's go have sex"
"...well come on, girls, i have some time before we crochet at the mansion with barbara walters"

by i love my puffins April 6, 2007

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Puffins on the beach

Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"

Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Puffins at the beach owner May 9, 2010

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PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

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Puffin Forest

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020

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bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

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Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

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Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

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