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Hockey Puck Dick
Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.
Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010
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Off-Puck Defense
When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
Off-Puck Defense by dpass19 April 7, 2020
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Hockey Puck In The Droors by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009
Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck
Just a disgusting collection of roadkill and compost that you put on vegetation, usually cannabis, in order to boost its nutrients and allows it to grow faster and healthier.
Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck by Cat Blackbone March 21, 2022
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drop the puck
drop the puck by 420mason December 31, 2020
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