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Hockey Puck Dick 

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010

Off-Puck Defense 

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
Off-Puck Defense by dpass19 April 7, 2020

Hockey Puck In The Droors 

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck 

Just a disgusting collection of roadkill and compost that you put on vegetation, usually cannabis, in order to boost its nutrients and allows it to grow faster and healthier.
The plants that I put the "Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck" on has grown much faster then then others!

dilly puck 

The act of putting your penis onto a very ugly looking boy called theo
Oh yeah give me a dilly puck
dilly puck by ggggMANLIKEY April 19, 2018

drop the puck

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
drop the puck by 420mason December 31, 2020