publisexual

A person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is OBVIOUSLY gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.

Girl: I think Brad is SO cute.
Guy: You know he's totally gay, don't you?
Girl: No he's not. He has a wife and 2 kids.
Guy: They're just a beard. He's totally publisexual.

by Jimperfect June 2, 2009

Pulsexual

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!

"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Pablosexual

One is sexually attracted to Spanish Wizards

"Hi, would you like to go on a date?"

"Sorry not unless you identify as Pablosexual"

by OliWalker01 October 16, 2019

Pubsexual

A person who gets sexually aroused from spending time in pubs.

Ste is a raging pubsexual

by gingermoon July 31, 2019

Pussisexual

It means someone who attracts to Pussy Cats, sexually!
the correct pronunciation is Po-si-sak-sho-al

Karl is a Pussisexual.

by Shakespeare! July 18, 2021

Polisexual

A person sexually attracted to poligons

Jimmy the polisexual:"i am polisexual"
Joe the straight:"so thats why your favourite game is minecraft!"

by Talloranisnotgay June 6, 2021

punkisexual

person who loves they/them only

person:Hey I'm Punkisexual
person:Me too!

by DONTBEABLEIST September 24, 2020