A grocery store for adultmen, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket
Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.
Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.
"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"
The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.