When your pubes
spontaneously explode,
triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a
black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.
In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas
unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube
in the middle of his chair.