Shank-the-tank's definitions

pube salad

The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.

Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a delicious pube salad!

by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

Sneaky Weins

If the chick you're trying to holla at isn't down to fuck, you convince her to "take it slow" and then sneak your dick in once you get the panties off. Hence, sneaky weins.

Tommy is the king of sneaky weins - the bitches never see it coming!

by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009