pube crabs

itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.

Hey Shmecklema, can you hand me the shampoo so i can get rid of these damed crabs!

by dsklruovhsaoghew May 13, 2005

pubecrastinator

one who postpones or delays the trimming of his or her pubes.

Girlfriend: "Have you trimmed your bush yet?"

Boyfriend: "Ugh... no... not yet."

Girlfriend: "You are such a pubecrastinator!"

by qt3dot14159 November 24, 2011