A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.
She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.
Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand